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May 30, 2011
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Audrina Patridge Camel Toe

I can’t really tell if Audrina Patridge is sporting a camel toe in these pictures from Cabo San Lucas or not, but it definitely looks like she might be. It’s got to be tough for a female celebrity to hit the beach knowing that there will be pictures snapped of their every move and bloggers like me will spend far too much time staring at their crotches to look for camel toes. I guess it could be bunching in her bikini bottoms, but I’m going to go ahead and call it a camel toe. On a related note, is Audrina Patridge still considered a celebrity. It’s been a while since I’ve heard much about her in the press. Regardless, she’s pretty cute so I’ll keep writing about her.

March 30, 2011
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Brooklyn Decker And Her Boobs

Victoria’s Secret model, frequent television guest star and wife of Andy Roddick hit the beach in a bikini. Sexiness followed. This girl is hot but I can’t help feeling a little sorry for her bikini top. That poor bastard looks like it’s stretched to the max. I didn’t know they made industrial strength bikini tops. If I were her, I’d be concerned that thing is going to give up the battle at any moment and burst. What a pity that would be, right? Just kidding. I tease Brooklyn because she’s gorgeous, is killing it in that bikini and is freaking married to Andy Roddick. I don’t think I’ve been this jealous of a pretty blond since Gwen Stefani married Gavin Rossdale.

March 10, 2011
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Kelly Brook Without Makeup

We’re using to seeing Kelly Book showing off her lovely body in bikinis on thee beach, but this more covered up, more natural side of Kelly is also very appealing. I like the fact that she doesn’t feel the need to slather her fact with a pound of makeup for a quick trip out because, unlike many of the other ‘beautiful’ female celebrities out there, she still looks beautiful. I also like the fact that even in more casual clothes, she still manages to show off her fantastic ass – and that definitely is a fantastic ass. I’m all for seeing Kelly like this more often, although I’ll admit, I do miss the bikini pictures. I’m sure it won’t be long before more of those pop up, though. Thankfully.

January 26, 2011
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Danielle Lloyd Makes A Splash At The Pool

It’s been an up and down stay in the lime light for Danielle Lloyd, hasn’t it? Sure, she’s racked up an impressive list of wins on celebrity game shows – The Weakest Link, Total Wipeout and Come Dine With Me – and raised a lot of money for charity, but she also has courted quite a bit of controversy. The controversy I refer to, of course, if her somewhat scandalous stay in the Big Brother house where she was accused of bullying and racism. I say if the victim of said bullying and racist remarks stands up for her, the rest of us should let it go too. Racism is wrong. Anyone with even a bit of intelligence knows this, but the editing on these shows doesn’t always show the real story. What matters is that in these pictures from Tenerife, Danielle looks pretty hot. When scandal rears its ugly head, strap on a bikini and hit the beach. Problem solved.

January 16, 2011
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Avril Lavigne Shows Off Her Body

I generally like girls a little curvier than Avril Lavigne, but the flat chested look works for her in some weird way. Looking at these pictures of Avril in Mexico, I can’t imagine her with big ‘ole boobies. They’d just look out of place. Also, I have to say, it takes a special kind of woman to pull off that hat. It’s just ridiculous, but somehow, Avril makes it look almost good. That’s why she’s a rock star, folks. I remember when Avril first hit the scene back and made stick straight hair and raccoon eyes look cool. It worked great for me as it was the look I’d been rocking for years. When I heard she was getting into modeling, I was a little shocked. What a sellout! Then I saw those first modeling pictures for whatever it was she was modeling and I thought to myself, yeah – maybe not such a bad career move. Love this girl. She needs to hit the beach in bikinis more often.

January 10, 2011
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Eliza Doolittle In Barbados

Eliza Doolittle might not be well known in the US just yet, but she’s definitely making waves on the beaches of Barbados with her incredible bikini body. If you’re not sure who she is and find yourself a little curious about this curvy brunette, check out her hit single ‘Pack Up’. Definitely worth a listen at least. For now, though, let’s just revel at the sight of a beautiful woman soaking up the sun and playing in the beach wearing a little bikini. She clearly looks like she’s having a good time and what’s more attractive than a beautiful woman having a good time. Oh right – a beautiful woman having fun in soaking wet bikini.

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