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By now, most of you have heard of Courtney Stodden or, as she is more widely known, the ‘Teen Bride’. For those of you who haven’t, here’s the whole disgusting story. Doug Hutchison (“The Green Mile, Lost), 51, married Courtney Stodden, 16, a few months back after Courtney’s mother signed a consent form allowing it to happen. First, I don’t believe for a second that this woman is sixteen. She looks to be at least in her late twenties. I credit that to the layers of makeup she has on her face. When you see pictures of her without all that makeup who looks far younger. Anywho, so naturally, the press ate this story up for the first week or two. Now Doug and Courtney are sort of fading into the background so what better way to get those cameras snapping away again that to slip Courtney into the skimpiest outfit possible for a little ‘holiday shopping’. Where did they choose to do their shopping? Why at known paparazzi hang out, The Grove, of course. As if that’s not enough, Mom decided to tag along as her daughter shopped at Victoria’s Secret. This whole situation is just so insane to me. Then again, who am I to judge. Maybe Doug and Courtney are really and truly in love. I doubt it but I suppose it’s possible. After all, no one thought Demi and Ashton would last and… okay, bad example.

 

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Every time I’m assigned a set of Courtney Stodden pictures, I tell myself that I’m going to be open minded and not have a preconceived notion of what I should expect. I tell myself that the set of photos will be different than all of the other ones we’ve seen. I tell myself she’ll have found some self respect hidden at the bottom of her lingerie drawer and realize she doesn’t have to be half naked to be worth something. Then I open the photos and it’s more of the same old thing. We get it Courtney. You have a nice body. What else do you have? Can you act? Can you sing? Can you do anything other than strike the same exact poses in different costumes. I have to say though, this new set of photos is an all time low for this girl. “Washing a car” in a teeny tiny bikini and big ass heels? That’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s been done and it’s been done better. If you’re going to steal the same idea a million other women had before you, at least do it better. Otherwise you wind up looking like a lame imitation. You want to be shocking and get attention? Show us you have a brain in that bleach blonde head. That would be truly mind blowing.

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Are we really still talking about this girl? In my always very humble opinion, Courtney Stodden (or the Teen Bride as she’s likely more commonly known) is a whole new low in “famous for being famous” celebrities. As a culture, I think we’re often fascinated by things we don’t understand. I think we like to be angry and outraged and for a lot of people, 16 year old Courtney’s marriage (her husband is 51 year old actor, Doug Hutchison) has drawn so much attention for both of those reasons. We not only can’t understand why this beautiful young woman would marry a man so much older than her but also why her mother would give permission for such a thing to happen. It makes people angry. I try to keep an open mind about everything but this one is really tricky for me. Here in Malibu, Courtney actually looks happy. Maybe all the outrage is unwarranted. If she’s happy, healthy and feels good about the decisions she’d made, that’s her business. I don’t believe a girl her age is incapable of making smart decisions. When I was 16, I was more mature than many of the older people in my life. Somehow that’s changed now and at 30 I’ve the maturity of a teenager, but that’s beside the point. I just hope Courtney doesn’t look back on this time in her life one day and regret not really taking the time to be a teenager. I worry for her but I suppose it’s really none of my business. I wish her the best of luck although I think she’d have a much better chance of having a healthy and happy life if the press would turn the cameras off.

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I’m almost positive Farrah Abraham’s sex tape scandal has far more to do with her sudden lack of appeal than any changes in her appearance. I used to think this girl was a different kind of reality star. She seemed interested in working to extend her 15 minutes of fame (gained, by the way, for appearing on Teen Mom) and I appreciated that. Sure she rose to fame on a reality show but she was acting and modeling as well and I thought that was respectable. As it turns out though, I was pretty much entirely wrong about her. She isn’t much different than Heidi Montag, Courtney Stodden or any of the other little talent “media stars” that become famous for a scandal or a crappy reality show and then scratch and claw to extend that 15 minutes further. She’s just another reality star willing to do anything to stay in the spotlight, even if it means taking it up the rear on camera. I guess it worked for Kim Kardashian but at least Kim is hot. In these photos, snapped at a pool party in Las Vegas, Farrah looks pretty enough to keep cameras snapping but I don’t think she’s really anything special anymore. Maybe if she’d been honest about the sex tape, I’d respect her a little more but she lied and that made me lose whatever respect I had for her.

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If you’ve read any of my past posts about Phoebe Price you know I’m not really this woman’s biggest fan. She’s hot and looks great half naked but I’m not one for fame whores and Phoebe most definitely fits into that category. She isn’t the worst of the worst, of course. I’d probably have to give that title to Teen Bride Courtney Stodden but Phoebe is definitely up there on the list. With that in mind though, I actually really do like these photos. Fame whoring aside, I think these photos have a lot going for them. First, Phoebe is gorgeous and has a fantastic body. Second, the shoot feels playful and fun. Third, sailor hat! This is definitely my favorite Phoebe Price pictorial to date.

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I know these women are hot and all that and they have fantastic bodies or whatever but these two just really irk me. I like to call them the Trashy Twosome because “trashy” is the first word that comes to mind when I think of them and well, there are two of them so it just makes sense. I really can’t even get into these photos because of the way I feel about these women which is kind of a shame as they are fairly hot photos. You know what? I wouldn’t be the least but surprised to learn Kristina and Karissa Shannon are in some way related to Courtney Stodden. They have the same “take a picture of me or I’ll die” kind of vibe going on. Anyway, I know there are lots and lots of people out there who are going to eat these pictures right up so, ignore me and my whining and enjoy the photos!

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