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I don’t get Shauna Sand. I really don’t. I’m sorry. I just can’t endorse a woman that’s more plastic than human flesh. I’m pretty sure saran wrap comes out when Shauna cuts herself. Those lips. Good Lord. Anyway, she has a pretty hot body so I guess that’s something she’s got going for her. I mean, most Playboy Playmates have had a nip or tuck here and there so I guess I shouldn’t really hate on Shauna for that, especially considering she’s one click shy of forty. I’ll be thrilled if I look like Shauna at forty. Then again, I don’t think I will ever have the money necessary to make that happen. Regardless of how I feel about Shauna, I’m sure many of you will enjoy these pictures of Shauna in Miami strutting her stuff on the beach. I will say she knows how to rock a bikini and doesn’t look quite as ‘worked on’ in these pictures as she does in many of her others.

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Okay, I have several issues with Megan Fox’s ‘no botox’ photos. First, I honestly don’t care if she’s had botox or not. She’s hot and she’s an actress. Most of the actresses working in the industry have had at least a little botox. Second, despite popular belief, you can actually move your face if you have botox. It doesn’t turn your face to plastic. Third, I have never believed Megan had botox but let’s talk about whatever she may have gotten pumped into those pillow lips. Fourth, and finally, she’s hot no matter what she has or hasn’t had done so why is this even an issue? Isn’t her whole career pretty much based on being gorgeous? Leave her alone. There are so many other things the haters can pick on her about.

Here’s the thing about Kelly Brook. Some of you think she’s fat. I think she’s curvy. It’s a matter of frigging opinion. Anyway, my problem with these pictures is that the busy print on Ms. Brook’s pajamas combined with the loose, billowy fabric doesn’t really do anything to silence the critics. I know she’s a sexy woman. Perhaps when she appeared at the Tatler Pajama Party in London, she could’ve chosen something a little more flattering. Her cleavage and her legs look awesome. Maybe a nightie that highlights those two areas would’ve been a better choice. I still think she woman is gorgeous but I can’t help thinking this wasn’t the best fashion choice she could’ve made.

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I generally really enjoy Malin Akerman. She’s a beautiful girl and a woefully under rated actress, but for some reason, I’m really not feeling these pictures. Perhaps it’s the mismatched bikini. Some women can pull that off, but I’m not sure Malin is one of those women. She also seems a little unhappy here in Miami although that could have something to do with the cameras. Regardless, I’ve definitely seen better pictures of Malin, but hey, who among us looks our absolute best at all times? I won’t hold one bad set of photos against her. In truth, they’re really not all that bad, per say. She just doesn’t look quite as gorgeous as usual.

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The world’s first supermodel has definitely seen better days. I have to give her serious credit for looking as good as she does in a bikini and for having the balls to wear a bikini at 56 years old, but I’m not entirely sure this is something the world needs to see. I love her patriotism though. As she’s seen celebrating the 4th of July on a beach in Malibu, Janice doesn’t exactly look like a woman that’s knocking on 60’s door, but she doesn’t look far from it either. It’s one of those weird situations where you look at the pictures and think, “Holy cow! I can’t believe she’s almost sixty. Well….” and then you trail off uncomfortably admitting, without actually saying, that yeah, you can kind of see it. Still a gutsy move from a woman known for being bold and outrageous.

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I hated Gwyneth Paltrow for a long time – and I mean a long time. She was one of those women that just rubbed me the wrong way. Her whole, “I’m just like every other working mom” always fell flat for me, especially considering her advice to the other working mothers out there involved spending money no normal working mother would have. She just seemed completely out of touch with what the real world was like. That all changed for me when she appeared on “Glee” and had a little fun with her reputation. Her performance in “Country Strong” sealed the deal. I’m now Team Gwyneth all the way. Here at the RSPCA Animal Charity event in London, Gwyn shows off get legs and her charitable side, choosing a more casual approach to the her attire but still looking fabulous. Love her. Glad to admit I was wrong about this one.

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