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July 7, 2011
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Nicola McLean Partial Nip Slip

Nicola McLean, one of the most popular Page 3 girls of all time, a successful model and well known television personality, is one of those girls who thinks bigger boobs mean better pay checks. Is she right? Yeah, probably. I think she’s probably a pretty attractive girl but I honestly can’t stop staring at those massive mammaries. I’ve never been able to understand why a woman would feel the need to have 34-E breasts. I’m pretty happy with my 34-Bs, thank you very much. It’s hard to hate on her though. She does look pretty good in these pictures from Spain. It’s just one of those ‘as a woman’ hang ups I sometimes have problems with when I write for this site. I’m sure you guys out there love this. I just can’t help imagining back pain and how hard it must be for this woman to run without knocking herself out with those big old fun bags. Do they make industrial strength sports bras.

June 29, 2011
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Sexy Pics Of Julianne Hough And Ryan Seacrest

Of all the celebrities I get to write about on this site, Julianne Hough is one of my absolute favorites. I love this girl. She has such a feisty personality and the fact that she’s smoking hot doesn’t hurt. I love pictures of Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough even more. These two seem to have such a normal, functional relationship. I like seeing that. I also have to admit, I find Seacrest kind of sexy in a weird way. Sure he’s just a little guy, but he has some sort of strange charm. They seem like a great match. Here in Miami, Julianne and Ryan seem to be enjoying a nice day out on the beach. Am the only one that thinks Ryan could stand to do a few push ups, though? Perhaps the one shirtless picture we have of him is just taken from a bad angle. Who cares though? With Julianne in that little black bikini, it’s hard to even pay attention to Ryan. That girl is fit!

June 2, 2011
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Sexy HQ Pics Of Nicole Scherzinger

So by now, you’ve likely heard Cheryl Cole has been dropped as a judge on the US version of ‘The X-Factor’ and replaced by Nicole Scherzinger. I like Cheryl Cole. She’s gutsy and she’s fun to watch but Nicole – this woman is a siren. She’s so sexy, so confident and so cool it’s hard to believe Cheryl would’ve been the better choice. Here in Paris outside her hotel, Nicole doesn’t seem to be letting any of the drama get to her. She looks incredible. That dress perfectly compliments her in every single way. Nicole is known for wearing some pretty ‘interesting’ get ups on stage so this dress seems pretty understated for her usual style but it works and it works big time. Love her and can’t wait to see her on ‘The X-Factor’.

March 19, 2011
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Kesha Wears Your Grandmother’s Bathing Suit

Um… yeah. I did a post a while back there I trashed the hell out of Kesha and it upset some people. I did a post where I said she looked better than she usually does and that upset some people. I stand by my opinion of both sets of pictures. With this set… I don’t even really know what to say. Kesha hit the beaches of Australia wearing this and I just don’t know what to say beyond that. I suppose I commend her for giving into the pressure Hollywood puts on its women to be sexy because, in all honesty and without the slightest bit of exaggeration, this is the most unflattering bathing suit I have ever seen. On anyone. No one could make this hot mess look good.

February 17, 2011
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Miley Cyrus Still Flaunting Body To Sell Records

We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

January 26, 2011
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Audrina Patridge And The Ever Present Cameras

I was never a Dancing With the Stars fan and only started watching last season because Brandy was there and I love that girl. Perhaps I picked a bad season to start watching. I loved Audrina Patridge. Granted, I didn’t care much for her before the show, but I thought she was really trying and was a pretty good dancer. Then, as quick as she appeared, she was gone. I was upset. Luckily, the shockingly early dismissal doesn’t seem to have gotten her down for long. Audrina bounced back and now has another reality show. I can’t help but wonder, though – does this girl even remember what it’s like not to have cameras following her all the time. It’s like she’s living a reality show existence, bouncing from one televised event to the next. Hey, keeps her name out there though, so I guess its not such a bad deal after all. Maybe I should have my own reality show too. It can follow me through my day as I write snarky captions about celebrities and feed my cat. Yeah. Maybe I shouldn’t have my own show.

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