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I used to hate Gwyneth Paltrow with the fiery passion I usually reserve for self loathing but I felt the stuck up Brit-wannabe had it coming. I mean, GOOP? Have you ever been to that pretentious ‘lifestyle’ website that is basically Gwyn trying to show everyone how ‘normal’ she is when instead she just comes off as a clueless, rich c-word completely out of touch with what ‘normal’ actually is. Right. Anyway, despite that little mini rant, I’ve actually come to like her again. She seems capable of making fun of herself and I loved her appearance on Glee. That said, the woman needs to eat something. She has no breasts whatsoever. Saying she’s flat as a board would be insulting to boards. Somehow. I mean, here in Barbados, she looks a little scary skinny. Whatever, though. She’s still hot and I’m sure she couldn’t care less what I think. I know if I were here, I wouldn’t.

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Ashton Kutcher is a lucky, lucky man. Yes. He definitely is. Demi Moore is a complete babe. I don’t care how old she is. She also looks like she’d be a lot of fun but to take a man like Kutcher, one assumes she would have to be. After cheating allegation broke about Ashton, rumors began to swirl that the couple has an open marriage and sometimes has threesomes with other women. Where can I apply for that position? Sharing a bed with Ashton and Demi – two of the most gorgeous people on the planet? Yeah. I could go for some of that.

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Rachelle Lefevre is probably most famous right now for a role she didn’t even get to play. Well, I suppose that isn’t entirely true. She played the role of bad ass vampire temptress, Victoria, in the first Twilight movie – a role she was supposed to reprise in ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’. It was a small role in the first film but was much bigger in New Moon. How did Rachelle do? We’ll never know. Rachelle was given the boot just before filming was to begin. Why? Well, no one really knows. The official story is that she double booked herself and the producers refused to work around her schedule. Others claim she was holding out for more money and the producers gave her the boot to send a message to other actors who were considering doing the same thing. Regardless, Rachelle is hot and her career should recover just fine in time.

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Everyone wants to make a splash when they hit the red carpet and Eliza Doolittle definitely did that at The Brits 2011. She looked incredible, wearing a plain dress that showed off her sexy body – especially those gorgeous legs – but didn’t scream ‘look at me’. Well, not until she turned around, anyway. Her shoes… well, let’s talk about the tail first. I just don’t get what that’s all about. I can understand her desire to draw attention to that lovely caboose of hers, but to cover it up entirely? No. I don’t like that at all. I look at this and wonder if perhaps there was a hole in her dress she was trying to cover or a stain she needed to conceal at the last minute. At the same time, I like the splash of color added to the basic white dress, but she could have relied on her painfully ugly shoes for that. I’m not feeling this whole look, but I still love adorable Eliza.

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Oh. My. Heavens. I’ll be honest. I don’t know what TV show this is from (perhaps someone can tell me in the comments) but I honestly don’t care. The show is now my officially the coolest show in television because it gave Michelle Hunziker a whip and dressed her as Catwoman. The result? So much sexiness I almost can’t even stand to look at the pictures. I sincerely hope Anne Hathaway gets to wear a costume like this when she takes on the role of Catwoman in ‘The Dark Knight Rises’. I didn’t think it would be possible to top ‘The Dark Knight’ and honestly, it probably isn’t, but Anne Hathaway in this get up would definitely help.

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We get it. Miley Cyrus is all grown up and can’t be tamed. Does anyone even care anymore. Much like Lady Gaga’s crazy clothes are getting boring, so are Miley’s various body parts. We all know it’s only a matter of time before completely naked pictures ‘leak’ and she cements her place among the bad girls of pop ‘music’ so why waste time with these ridiculous get ups. I actually thought Miley looked pretty good at the Grammy’s (the longer black and gold dress in these pictures). The dress was revealing but it wasn’t super over the top. Then she shows up in this mesh topped, breast baring mess and I remember that classy Miley is always fleeting – replaced quickly by attention hungry Miley. With news that she’s barely on speaking terms with her father, one has to wonder if he doesn’t need to step in and put a stop to this insanity before the world ends up with another Brittany Lohan. Miley – the world now officially talks about your boobs more than your music. Take the hit, put some clothes on and make a decent record. You’re losing the little credibility you had.

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