Jessica Cirio looks so sexy in her sashay down the catwalk modeling lingerie. She has a hot butt and that panty might be too tightly wedged for comfort. Jessica is an Argentina model and dancer. She participated in the Argentine versions of Dancing With The Stars and Dancing On Ice. That is how she exercises to get those hot, hot ass muscles. Jessica lives in Buenos Aires and she’s a popular host of “Kubik.” If you have cable TV, you might get that channel in La Plata’s America 2.
Confession time – I have never liked belly button rings. I think they look tacky and unnecessary. Oddly enough, any other piercings are alright by me. Maybe it’s the fact that I’d never have the confidence to wear anything that would show my belly button. I don’t know. Regardless, not a belly button ring fan. Jade Forest, however, may just change my mind. I love these shots of Jade in Miami and yes, I even love the belly button ring. It really works for her. The big sunglasses though? Still my least favorite fashion trend of all time. Freaking bug eye things.
… and other things I couldn’t give a rat’s hairy butthole about. Seriously, are we not all done with the Kardashian family yet? I’ve been away from the gossip scene for a while but as much as I missed it, I took solice knowing that by the time I returned, the Kardashians would have gone the way of Paris Hilton. That has not happened. Here we see one of the Kardashians, Kourtney, I guess, at a pool in Miami. She’s hot. We all get it. Can we please find someone else to talk about now? Although, I guess, if I’m really forced to be honest, if I have to write about one of the Kardashians, I’ll take Kourtney any day.
Life, ya know? It can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. Nothing works out the way it’s supposed to and at the same time, the things that were working out decide to fall apart simultaneously. It’s just one of those things. When those times hit, we serve ourselves well by reminding ourselves that everyone has their ‘fml’ times. 2013 has, so far, at least, been the year of FML for me. Then I get word that this job still exists and I still get to write about photos like these ones – photos of beautiful women (Gemma Atkinson in this case) sunbathing in bikinis – which makes the whole life thing seem a little less unfair. I mean, as far as employment goes, I have it pretty good. This is my job. It might not be paying the bills at the moment but waiting for a paycheck becomes a bit easier when your job involves writing about the best boobs and butts in the world all day.
I’m not sure I’ve mention this before, but I really, really like Rihanna. I think she’s gorgeous, talented and has an incredible body. That incredibly body is certainly on display here as we see her leaving her hotel in Manchester. I love the outfit although I have to admit, I think I would like the outfit a bit more if she had a bra on. I find the loose and jiggly boobs a little distracting. Overall though, I think these are great photos. Rihanna looks like she’s having a good time, laughing with her friend about one thing or another. I also really like the pants. I’m not sure why but I think they’re fantastic. I would wear those pants although I think I would choose a shirt that’s a little less revealing if I were wearing it. While I am thinking about getting my belly button pierced sometime this weekend, I don’t think very many people are going to get to see it.
Helena Christensen was one of the first models I really fell in love with. Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game video had more than a little something to do with that. It’s clear from these photos that my devotion to her over the years has been well worth it. The woman is still absolutely stunning and these photos are so hot they could melt butter. Helena still has a knack for posing in the sexiest possible ways and I think that’s fantastic. When I look at this woman, I see a killer body, a beautiful face and a true legend in the modeling industry. I don’t think it would be possible for me to love her more than I already do but hey, never say never. This woman is just as hot now as she was when Wicked Game first made me question how straight I actually am.
