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I’ve made my feelings for Lady Gaga pretty clear. I am totally pro Gaga, but I always tell the truth here. That’s kind of my job. That’s why this post hurts a little to write. Lady Gaga – put on some freaking pants! This boring, worn out, over played no pants thing is just so old now. We’ve seen it all before. We get it. You’re edgy. You’re out there. You have got to be freezing your damn ass off. It’s to the point now that I see a picture of you wearing something normal and I’m more shocked. You’re a talented singer and your songs are catchy as hell. You don’t need all of this anymore. At least, you don’t need to be replaying your own stunts. If you’re running out ideas, hit the town wearing jeans and a t-shirt. I promise you – that will make the news.

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Although it’s widely being reported that these photos were taken of Lindsay Lohan recently, that isn’t true. The more recent photos of her show hair closer to her natural color and looking a bit heavier than she does in these ones. I know I can sometimes be cruel here and I won’t lie, I kind of enjoy it. I refuse to jump on the dump on Lindsay bandwagon. Addiction to drugs is a serious disease regardless of who the addict is. I’m also inclined to believe the logical – the staffer she supposedly attacked at Betty Ford isn’t telling the truth. No one knows what happened yet, but it has come out the Lohan passed a drug and alcohol test after the incident and is actually the one who made the 911 call to get police assistance. If it were anyone other than Lindsay, the whole thing would be reported a lot differently. Anyway, I love the girl and I hope she is getting the help she needs and continues to get better once she’s done in rehab. Go ahead, rip me apart in the comments. I’m just calling it like I see it.

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Can I just take a moment to state that Candice Swanepoel is quickly becoming one of my absolute favorite models? This girl is simply stunning. She has an amazing body, a cute face and has to know that caboose of hers is one of the nicest in the business. She certainly shows it off enough. I think I could look at this woman all day and still find new things about her I like. She has a sort of fresh faced, girl-next-door innocent that is especially impressive considering she’s half naked in most of the pictures we see of her. She may not be the best known Victoria’s Secret model out there, but give it time. That will change.

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While on their own, these pictures of Paris Hilton at the Supermartxe VIP Party at Fabrik disco in Madrid, Spain are pretty hot. She looks good, right? She’s got all the standard Paris Hilton poses included – the ‘hands behind her head checking out her own boobs’ pose, the ‘bending over and sticking out her ass as far as possible’ pose, the ‘grabbing her own ass to call attention to it’ pose – and on their own, things look fine. When you see her actually dancing though? The girl has no rhythm at all. I mean, she’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but a lesson or two wouldn’t hurt her. Who am I kidding though? No one pays attention to how well she’s moving as long as she showing off tits, ass or both while she’s doing it. And we’re talking about Paris here, so she usually is.

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Is it sad that until right now – right this very second – I had no idea who Tamara Mellon was? You don’t either? Alright, I feel better. Tamara Mellon is the co-founder of Jimmy Choo; the luxury shoe, handbag and accessory powerhouse brand. Can I just point out that it’s more than a little bit ironic that Tamara’s last name is Mellon and she hit the beach in a bikini that shows off, well, her melons? They’re not spectacular, but they’re certainly not bad. I just couldn’t resist making the most lame and obvious pun possible. It’s kind of my thing.

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I like boobs as much as the next mostly straight but a little curious girl, but there’s something a little underwhelming about Paris Hilton’s fun bags. Maybe it’s the fact that if she isn’t showing off the v she’s showing off the t. It’s a little hard to get excited about seeing something you’ve seen a million times. I mean, at this point, I’ve seen Paris Hilton’s boobs almost as much as I’ve seen my own. All the same, Paris looks pretty hot as she presents Supermatxe Motorcycle Team at Hotel ME, Madrid – hotter than she’s looked in a long time. The question that begs to be asked, though, is does anyone actually care about this babe anymore? Isn’t she a little last year (or two years ago, for that matter)? I guess all that really matters is that Paris is willing to pose like a stripper every chance she gets so she can try to stay relevant. That’s really her ace in the whole, but seriously – has anyone else seen ‘Repo! A Genetic Opera’ and felt a little sad that Paris made herself such a joke that no one cared she was actually pretty good in that movie?

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