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January 13, 2008
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Christina Milian’s Bountiful Booty

Christina Milian looked sexy in her tube dress with a bell skirt. The clingy skirt just would not leave her ass alone. It stuck like second skin and gave us a vague definition of the outline of her ass. What an ass. When big ass women wore flared skirts, it more than exaggerated their hind assets. It seemed the photographer was also mesmerized by her ass as he followed closely behind and snapped her booty carrying her somewhere.

Christina Milian

January 8, 2008
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Gisele Bundchen’s Beautiful Booty

Gisele Bundchen showed off her fantastic looking bum in her tiny bikini bottom. The bikini panty had a way of clinging and shrinking, and showed Gisele’s assets to the maximum advantage. She had a perfect pair of cheeks. Gisele would be retaining her supermodel status for a long while because she has a fantastic body which never seems to age. She was with an un-identified man who did not look like her regular boyfriend.

Gisele Bundchen Ass

November 30, 2007
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Rachel Bilson’s Booty Tap

Rachel Bilson taps her curvy booty as she goes around and about in a department store. Looks like our gal’s busy looking for the perfect shoe! Maybe she needs it for a date? Or perhaps for a movie premiere? Or maybe it’s just an excuse for her to roam around the city and for poor paps to follow her everywhere she goes. Pretty sneaky PR stunt there, girl, but hey, it’s mighty effective! More photos of pretty Rachel after the jump!

Rachel Bilson Ass

July 20, 2013
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I’m Not Really Feeling These Julianne Hough Candids

I’m normally a pretty big Julianne Hough fan but these photos aren’t really doing it for me. Sure they show her booty in jeans at an acting class in Studio City and that’s pretty great but overall, I don’t find them all that sexy which is kind of weird as they’re photos of Julianne Hough and I find her incredibly sexy. Such is not the case with these shots but she looks pretty comfy which is I’m sure what really matters to her. I don’t think anyone really dresses to impress at acting class so yeah, I’m probably being a bit too hard or her. I’m sure I’ll love the best photos I get of her.

July 15, 2013
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Bad Poetry About Jourdan Dunn And Her Side Boob

And now, some bad poetry about Jourdan Dunn and her side boob:

Dear Jourdan Dunn
You are the one
Who makes my heart skip a beat
And knocks me off of my feet.

Your beauty is rare.
It’s really not fair.
How does that kind of hot happen?
I’ll dream of you while I’m nappin’.

I’m no poet, you see
But you do this to me.
Jourdan Dunn, don’t you know,
You have my heart with a bow.

Your side boobs is so hot
That I think I forgot,
I’m a girl who is straight
But you I would date.

Oh my Jourdan Dunn,
I have only begun,
To see your real beauty
And something about booty.

Thank you. Thank you. Bad poetry, everyone – terrible art at its worst!

November 6, 2012
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Nicole Trunfio And Her Sandy Behind On The Beach.

I have been very, very clear about my feelings for Nicole Trunfio. She’s gorgeous. I love her. That’s pretty much it. For that reason, new pictures of her are always both exciting and frustrating because I love to look at them but hate to write about them. I don’t know how many different ways I can say I love the girl without sounding boring and repetitive. Perhaps I’ll give poetry a try. I present to you, “Nicole Trunfio: A Haiku”

“Nicole Trunfio,
As hot as the blazing sun.
Ow my eyes! They burn!

Beautiful goddess,
Oh stunning creature I fear
Your beauty slays me.”

Thank you. Thank you. Nicole Trunfio – inspiring bad poetry with her booty since 2002.

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