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I just don’t get Kristin Cavallari. Let’s say a beautiful woman is like a cake. There need to be certain ingredients present if you want the cake to be really tasty. Kristen has all those ingredients but once they’re all mixed together, baked in the oven and slathered with a generous coat of frosting, something still feels like it’s missing. I can’t figure out what that is. She’s pretty. She has a great body. She has decent fashion sense yet … something about her just kind of makes me yawn. That isn’t true all of the time. There are Kristin Cavallari photos out there I love but there are a lot that I don’t. These photos from Midtown Manhattan, NYC fall into the latter category and I can’t really figure out why. I like her outfit (assuming that’s fake fur) and I think she looks pretty but I’m still bored and a little sleepy. Maybe next time.

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Every time I’m assigned a set of Courtney Stodden pictures, I tell myself that I’m going to be open minded and not have a preconceived notion of what I should expect. I tell myself that the set of photos will be different than all of the other ones we’ve seen. I tell myself she’ll have found some self respect hidden at the bottom of her lingerie drawer and realize she doesn’t have to be half naked to be worth something. Then I open the photos and it’s more of the same old thing. We get it Courtney. You have a nice body. What else do you have? Can you act? Can you sing? Can you do anything other than strike the same exact poses in different costumes. I have to say though, this new set of photos is an all time low for this girl. “Washing a car” in a teeny tiny bikini and big ass heels? That’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s been done and it’s been done better. If you’re going to steal the same idea a million other women had before you, at least do it better. Otherwise you wind up looking like a lame imitation. You want to be shocking and get attention? Show us you have a brain in that bleach blonde head. That would be truly mind blowing.

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I love Penelope Cruz. I think she’s classy, beautiful, talented and she looks damn good in a bikini, baby bump or no baby bump. I have always had a special place in my heart for pregnant women who aren’t ashamed of their bulging bellies. With that said, I find it a little … bizarre, we’ll say, when a woman feels the need to pose naked with the exposed baby bump for magazine covers and glossy photo spreads. It was inspiring when Demi Moore did it. She took control and proved that a woman can be pregnant and sexy. But it’s been done now. It’s been done and done and done. We get it. You’re proud of your belly and that’s cool but do we need to see a naked photo spread to be convinced? No! And Penelope Cruz has proved that in these shots from Barbados. She’s just out enjoying a nice day in a bikini. I think that’s fantastic.

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At the height of her popularity, it seemed like Paris Hilton was everywhere. Someone was always talk about something that she’d gotten in trouble for, something stupid she said or some new racy photos that had surfaced of her online. Everything was about Paris. If you were a fan of celebrity gossip she was your dream come true and a nightmare all in one. She was a constant source of great gossip but she was also all anyone ever talked about. She was like that awesome guilty pleasure song you couldn’t get enough of until you’d heard it for the millionth time. Then for a long time, Paris disappeared. You’d hear about her every now and again but generally the news disappeared from the airways as quickly as it appeared. The world’s fascination with Paris Hilton had faded and it was nice. Now that a little time has passed, I’ve found I’ve started enjoying Paris again. These photos are a great example of why. Instead of thinking, “Oh great – Paris Hilton again” while rolling my eyes so hard I pulled muscles, I thought, “Oh! Great! Paris Hilton again!” and clicked excitedly to see the photos. That’s nice for a change.

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These photos of Katherine Webb from the set of ‘Splash’ in L.A. don’t exactly feel fresh and new to me as I’ve already written about similar photos twice before but it doesn’t matter. She looks gorgeous and that’s kind of the whole point. I love everything about this stunning young woman. She’s beautiful, of course – something we can plainly see – but she’s also so classy. I’m sure she’s just about to the end of her 15 minutes of fame now (unless she decides to try her hand at acting and turns out to be a natural) but at least we had the chance to get to know her a little bit beforehand. I had no interest in “Splash” – a new reality show that features celebrities diving, I guess – but I might have to tune in just to see her. I bet she’ll be fantastic.

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I’ve always been of the opinion that Selena Gomez is a little too adorable to really be hot. That seems to be changing dramatically as she gets older. She’s taking on a much sexier image but she’s doing it in such a smart way. She isn’t being trashy or getting herself mixed up in dramatic sex scandals. Instead, she’s showing off a more mature side of herself and that shows in these photos. Sure she’s filming in these photos from LA but I think the overall point remains the same. She’s growing up but she’s doing it in such a classy way. I can think of a few of her contemporaries who could take notes from this young woman.

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