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July 27, 2010
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Christina Milian Is Still A Dream Girl

With or without The-Dream at her side, Christina Milian shows the world she is still a dream girl. This woman gave birth six months ago. Six. That is hard to believe looking at her in this tight blue spandex workout suit. Christina is alleging her soon to be ex-husband cheated on her and delivered her divorce papers when she was nine months pregnant which begs the question; what kind of man does that? Cheat on a woman like Milian, I mean. Her body is just ridiculous. If she’s at all torn up about the split, she isn’t letting it keep the smile off her face though and you gotta admire the girl for that. She’s going about her business confident that the truth about the whole sordid event will come out soon.

July 27, 2010
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Michelle Hunziker Crotch Shot

You have to give Michelle Hunziker credit. She somehow manages to make a crotch shot look almost classy and somehow manages to avoid showing off anything she doesn’t want you to see. There are a few female celebrities that should take notes, here. Michelle looks flawless on Varigotti beach; almost wholesome and innocent, even if she is dangerously close to flashing the goody box. This Swiss actress, model, and singer sports a tiny blue bikini taking every chance to show off that round, firm perfect ass without looking desperate or skanky. This isn’t something many women can pull off. Maybe it’s that angelic smile or the lack of makeup. She’s just a girl on the beach enjoying the water. She just happens to look phenomenal while she’s doing it.

July 27, 2010
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Kim And Kourtney Kardashian Hit The Beach

It’s gotta be hard being Kourtney Kardashian. I mean, it’s gotta be harder being Khloe Kardashian, but still. If I was Kourtney, I would try to avoid ever being photographed in a bikini next to Kim because there’s just no competition here. Kourtney is a stunner – no question about that. She has the sort of body that would make a man beg. But Kim – Kim has that ass and there is just no competing with that thing. Kim’s ass is like crack – no pun intended. It’s addictive. J-Lo herself has to bow down and accept that Kim has stolen her crown. Kim Kardashian is the Queen of the Caboose and poor Kourtney isn’t even in the Royal Court. Here in South Beach, the sisters have fun playing on the beach and enjoying some quality sister time, but you can’t help but wonder if somewhere in Kourtney’s head, she isn’t hoping that Kim will decide to be modest and cover up that famous rear.

July 26, 2010
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Paris Hilton In Leopard Print Bikini

What is Paris Hilton famous for again? Acting? Singing? Oh right. She’s famous for being famous. That pretty much sums it up. Paris is one of those girls that basically bought her fame but you know what? I don’t really care. There’s something about Paris I like. I can’t explain it. She’s like the yappy little dog you kinda wanna kick but don’t because it’s so cute and dumb. Yeah. That’s Paris. She’s annoying. She talks more than she should, but she’s also exceedingly cute. Here in St. Tropez, Paris shows us how hard she has it by drinking champagne, partying on the beach and posing for pictures. She has an image to live up to, after all. So what if she got busted for pot possession twice in one month? She has the money to pay a fine and buy herself out of any real trouble. She might spend a few hours in jail, but it’s all very been there, done that for Paris – and hey, a little time in the clink will give her street cred; something this girl lost a long time ago.

July 23, 2010
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Carolina Baldini Is Super Sexy In Tiny Bikini

Carolina Baldini is so hot she should be allowed in the water because her overwhelming hotness is going to boil it. Ladies and gentlemen – get your kids out of the water. It’s about to become a safety hazard. This babe is on fire. There’s no question. Just look at that ass – it’s perfect. Watch out sun worshipers of Miami Beach. Carolina has arrived. If you experience dizziness, blurred vision, nausea or weakness get as far away from Carolina as you can because you are getting heat stroke. This is a woman you need to admire for a safe distance. Remember, do not look directly at that ass or you may suffer permanent damage to your sight because that thing is so smoking hot it may burn your retinas. Always wear sunglasses when beholding such beauty. Safety first, folks.

July 23, 2010
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AnnaLynne McCord Soaking Wet

AnnaLynne McCord and Kellan Lutz seem to have worked out their differences nicely and found a common ground. Perhaps the secret was coming to the conclusion they both love AnnaLynne in a bikini and really, who doesn’t? Sure the girl doesn’t seem to own any clothing that wasn’t designed to be worn to a beach, but who would complain about that? It only makes sense that she would choose to celebrate her birthday at Wet Republic. For AnnaLynne McCord, like is a beach and thank heavens for that. Of course Kellan loves her body and that is something Kellan and most of the men in the world have in common. Only difference? Kellan gets to touch that body. Lucky bastard.

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