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Get it? Because her band is called The Pretty Reckless. Yeah, lame, I know. Anyway, moving on. I don’t really know what I think of Taylor Momsen anymore. It seems like every move she makes is premeditated to make her look as bad ass as possible, but the more out there she gets, the more innocent I believe she is. Sure flashing her underage breasts on stage at one of her most recent gigs turned some heads. I, on the other hand, just rolled my eyes and yawned a little. It’s old news. This is what we know about Momsen. She has no problem talking about masturbation and her love for her vibrator. She blames her parents for her behavior because they pushed her into acting. I happen to think that’s probably the truest statement that’s ever come out of her mouth. That said, Taylor – performing here at The Academy in Manchester – is no more of a wild child that her pop culture counterpart, Miley Cyrus. The difference is Taylor wants you to think she’s as bad ass as Miley probably is. She isn’t though. She’s a little girl trying to play ball with the big kids – and she’s striking out. She comes across as a sad girl desperate for attention and I’m guessing that’s really closer to the truth.

I have long hated Gwyneth Paltrow. Everything about his is pretentious. You can almost imagine the size of the rod that must be up her ass for her to be so incredibly uptight. Then ‘Glee’ happened. What the hell was that? She was… funny. She was… lighthearted. That isn’t the Gwyn I know and hate. I actually kind of liked her. Does that mean I have to rethink my whole position on Paltrow and admit that maybe I was wrong. Why yes. Yes it does. I would like to take a moment to publicly apologize to Gwyneth Paltrow for mindlessly hating her based only on her creation of the ridiculously snobby Goop. (Still hate Goop, Gwyn. Sorry.) Keep us laughing. And while you’re at it, keep showin’ off that hot body of yours in dress like the one you wore to the premiere of Country Strong. Love the tie accents on the dress. It shows a lot of skin but somehow doesn’t look trashy. Classy. We’re cool now, Gwyn but really – we gotta talk about Goop. Call me.

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Say what you want about Katy Perry but she sure knows how to make people talk about her. Hitting the stage at the Y100 Jingle Ball 2010 at BankAtlantic Center, Katy dresses up like some sort of sexy Mrs. Claus, but I can’t help but think someone in the wardrobe department got fired for forgetting to finish Katy’s skirt. At least Katy was wearing festive panties to go with the outfit. Would’ve been pretty embarrassing if she decided to wear her Grannie panties. Just kidding, of course. I sincerely doubt Katy owns Grannie panties. In all honesty, I’m not really feeling the whole half skirt look. I guess she wasn’t showing off her upstairs enough so she had to put the downstairs on display. That’s just the way she rolls, after all. She still looks hot, but I think she would’ve looked hotter if she decided to cover her panties.

Some might say taking a spot as a judge on American Idol is a big step backwards for someone as successful as Jennifer Lopez, but let’s put it into perspective. When’s the last time she had a hit single? When’s the last time she had a blockbuster movie? Yeah, exactly. I don’t think she has to worry about hurting her career too much since it’s pretty well already done for. These days, there isn’t much exciting about American Idol. Winning doesn’t even really seem like such a great prize anymore considering the winners have a few days of fame and then are never heard from again. With Lopez added as a judge, maybe things will get a little more interesting. What I’m really looking forward to is seeing Aerosmith’s legendary frontman, Steven Tyler, in the judge’s chair. J-Lo still looks hot though. I mean, just look at those legs. The lady still knows how to rock it. Only time will tell whether this job will give her career a boost it needs or bury it further in the past.

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If you’ve been living under a rock and somehow managed to miss the David Arquette/Courtney Cox-Arquette divorce drama, you might not know who Jasmine Waltz is. Let me fill you in. Jasmine Waltz is the gorgeous, albeit slightly skeezy, woman that David slept with shortly after he and Courtney separated. He slept with her then he confessed to sleeping with her to Howard Stern. One can’t help but wonder if he might have been bragging – at least a little bit – considering this babe is on fire! David Arquette makes no secret of the fact that he’s kind of a geeky, unattractive guy but really that’s his greatest appeal. Clearly it’s working. Courtney Cox is a babe in her own right and now Jasmine? This guy has to be doing something right.

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Okay, what’s the deal with AnnaLynne McCord and Twilight hottie Kellan Lutz. Before I get into the usual, AnnaLynne’s so hot stuff, I need to pose that question. They break up, they get back together. They break up again and have a not-so-secret meeting at a seedy motel. Come on, kids. Like we won’t know it’s you guys because you’re wearing baseball caps. Real masters of disguise, these two are. Anyway, whatever. Here’s AnnaLynne buying some shoes in Fox Hill Mall and looking her normal gorgeous self while she does it. I wonder if, somewhere out there, a bad picture of this woman exists. I doubt it. I certainly haven’t seen it yet.

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