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I’m not a sports person. I’m not a sports person at all, in fact. What little I do know about most things athletic I learned accidentally. For that reason, I wasn’t really all that familiar with Jill Martin until this post came up on my assignments list. While researching this post, I learned Jill is a pretty accomplished woman in sports broadcasting. I would list some of the highlights of her career thus far but I don’t think I’d really be able to do them justice as me writing about sports would probably be about as successful as me trying to write in another language. Instead of doing that, I’ll write about the pictures. I’m a fan. I think Jill looks great in these photos from Miami. I’m sure there are people out there who would disagree but I guess that’s the nature of the internet. She looks like she’s having a good time. All in all, I’d say these ones are a win.

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I love a woman with tattoos. I mean I really, really love a woman with tattoos. For that reason alone, Jodie Marsh is just ridiculously attractive to me. Add to that the fact that she has an incredible body and we’re really talking. I love the festive spirit of these pictures even though the holiday seasons usually annoys me more than fills me with joy. I know that Jodie sometimes looks a little rough and I haven’t love every photo set I’ve ever been assigned that features her but these pictures from Barbados work for me. If I would’ve seen these before Christmas, I might’ve been feeling a little more festive come Christmas day. Ah well, it’s not too late to enjoy them now. She’s still looking smoking hot in that bikini so that has to count for something.

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I remember seeing Stephanie Seymour for the first time and thinking she was possibly the sexiest woman I’d ever laid eyes on. It’s now more than a decade later and as I look at these photos of Stephanie in St. Barts, I can’t help thinking that’s still true. She’s such a beautiful woman with an incredible body who doesn’t seem to care at all what anyone thinks of her. I have to give her serious credit for that. That takes real confidence and self assurance, something a lot of people are lacking these days. Stephanie seems like the kind of person who knows who she is and I appreciate that. I also like the fact that Stephanie has chosen a one piece suit here. While I’m sure she could rock a bikini, it’s nice to see a woman looking sexy in a one piece every now and again. Great photos of a beautiful woman.

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Man! How can I get an ass rinser? Better yet, how can I become Candice Swanepoel’s ass rinser? What a job! Is there an online application I can fill out somewhere? What does the job entail? Thowing a bucket of water on Candice’s ass when it gets too sandy? Yup. I’m pretty sure I’m qualified to do that. Seriously though, these behind the scenes shots of Candice Swanepoel in St. Barts for Victoria’s Secret are stunning. She looks so happy between shots. No wonder. If I was able to get paid to be in a place like St. Barts, I’d be smiling too. I love Candice. Her smile makes everything feel okay. I also love these pictures because they’re more candid in nature. I’m sure I’ll love the finished shoot when I see it, but it’s always nice to see the behind the scenes shots too.

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Ah Claudia Galanti – so gorgeous, so willing to show off her body whenever the opportunity presents itself. Can’t say I’ve got a problem with that, obviously. Claudia’s bikini pics are among my favorites and not just because of this set but because of all the bikini pics we’re treated to of her. This woman just knows how to rock a bikini like nobody’s business. Every time I see her name on my assignment list I know two things. 1) She’s probably wearing a bikini and 2) She looks absolutely smoking hot. These photos are, of course, no exception. Just look at the woman – incredible. I think my favorite though is the jean shorts and t-shirt picture. The bikini pics are sexy and all but there’s something about that snap that appeals to me in a completely different way.

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Heez, maybe the world really is ending because here we have a set of photos of Kesha that she doesn’t look terrible in. Who would’ve guessed? I know there are people out there who think Kesha is a stunning woman who gets more and more gorgeous all the time, but I don’t happen to be one of them. She bugs me. I don’t think she’s all that attractive but more than that, her recent lyrics scandal has made me think she’s also spineless. After a tragedy like the one at Newton, Connecticut, songs that once barely raised eyebrows suddenly seem offensive or at least insensitive. Such is the case with Kesha’s “Die Young” which was pulled from radio stations across the US following the elementary school shooting tragedy. The song features the lyrics “Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young/We’re gonna die young/We’re gonna die young” which probably wasn’t considered insensitive at all until twenty children were murdered in their classrooms. Even so, in light of the tragedy, they came across that way and it was decided it was best to pull the single from radio stations for a while. Other artists had their singles pulled as well. None of those artists responded the way Kesha did. She took to Twitter and said she was “forced” to sing the lyrics, odd considering only a short time earlier, she said she was proud of writing her own lyrics and said she would never sing something she didn’t believe in. She’s since backtracked, saying her Tweets were the result of feeling emotional about the tragedy. I don’t believe her. I think she was faced with a tough situation and decided to be a coward, trying to pin the blame on someone else. Here’s the deal though. If that shooting hadn’t happened, no one would’ve batted an eyelash at those lyrics. It would’ve been better for Kesha to choose not to comment or to try to understand where radio stations were coming from. After something like Newton happens, there is a lot of shock, anger and sadness. Try to understand that and handle the situation with grace instead of coming off like an insensitive, whiny brat. Anyway, that’s my rant for the day.

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