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Rarely do I get the chance to show off my poetry skills here on HQ Celebrity, but this is one of those rare opportunities. Are you ready? Here goes:

“Here in London,
Not in France,
I see Katie’s underpants.”

Genius right? Yeah, I know. Terrible, but who cares? Katie Price is flashing her panties. I feel like I just wrote a post like this the other day. Perhaps it was the Taylor Momsen post. I will never understand why it’s so hard for celebrities to get out of cars without flashing undergarments. Let’s hope they never figure it out though. What would life be without upskirt shots?

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Oh Sarah Harding. What a pretty girl you are. You have an awesome body, a lovely face and a killer smile. I think you’re just fantastic. Here in Miami, Florida, Sarah takes a little time to relax by the pool in her hotel and it just so happens she looks gorgeous while she’s doing it. I like getting to see a more relaxed side of Sarah. It’s not one we’re privy to very often. She looks so laid back and casual – like she’s genuinely enjoying her off time. Sarah is the best example I can come up with of how it’s possible to be a fan of a person without necessarily being a fan of their work. At least that’s how I am with Sarah and her music. I like her and I love her smile, but for me, her music is a little hit or miss. She can still definitely count me as a fan though.

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It feels like it’s been forever since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox in a bikini. There for a while, it was like there were new pictures of her frolicking on the beach every day or so. As hard as it is to believe, I was getting a little sick of it. The old saying is true, though. Absence does, in fact, make the heart grow fonder. This woman is gorgeous. I’m not sure anyone could deny that. What I really like about these pictures of Megan from Kona, Hawaii is that Brian Austin Green (Megan’s husband) is in them. While she is the bigger name in the relationship right now, I remember Brian very fondly as David Silver on ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ and he’s still looking good all these years later. As a side note, when Brian and Megan got married, I predicted they wouldn’t last a month. I’m happy to say I was wrong, so congrats to them both.

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Oh Taylor Momsen. You make it pretty hard to defend you, but I’m going to try. Here in London, Taylor hits the town wearing a t-shirt as a dress, a leather jacket and white boots I would probably cut off a toe to own. Now, being that I am a woman and I do on occasion like to wear short skirts and dresses, I know that it can be pretty hard to get out of a vehicle without flashing your panties at anyone that happens to be looking. It’s like freaking rocket science. You actually have to keep your knees together or – *gasp* – hold the hem of your skirt or dress down to cover the offending garment. I don’t know how women have the time for all of that. Seriously though, it’s not hard at all to avoid the crotch shot – not as hard as some young ‘ladies’ in Hollywood would have you believe anyway. All I can say is at least she’s wearing panties.

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I always wonder what the deal is with these public workouts. Here in London, an apparently chilly Imogen Thomas gets in a quick workout in front of the cameras snapping away at her every move. Having been on ‘Big Brother’ she’s probably used to all the cameras to start with. Now that news has broken that she has an affair with married footballer, Ryan Giggs, she seems poised to deal with even more cameras following her around. I’m sure that wasn’t her motivation when getting involved with Ryan at all. Am I being sarcastic? I don’t even know anymore. It seems that there are so many women out there who are willing to do that, it’s hard not to paint them all with the same brush. I’m going to give Imogen the benefit of the doubt, though. Why? I guess I’m just having a good day.

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I know I talk about how much I love Nicole Scherzinger everything I get a set of pictures of her to write about, but there’s a reason for that. I really do love this woman. I would marry her and have her babies if such a thing were possible. Well, I probably wouldn’t, but that’s beside the point. I think the woman is gorgeous. She has a fantastic body. The best thing about her though is that she isn’t afraid to show that body off. Here at the X Factor auditions in Coral Gables, Nicole is looking pretty damn sexy although she looks a bit tired. Perhaps being a judge is difficult for her. It can’t be easy crushing dreams. Regardless, even when she looks a bit sleepy, she’s still a lovely lady. I can’t wait to see how she does on the show.

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