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May 31, 2011
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Audrina Patridge’s Camel Toe In Cabo

After spending far more time staring at Audrina Patridge’s crotch than I’d care to admit, I’ve decided that yes, that is a camel toe and not just a bunch in her bikini bottoms. Camel toe pictures are fun, aren’t they? It’s like seeing the vag without actually seeing the vag which is perfect for me. To me, the vagina just isn’t very attractive – all wrinkly and whatnot. Anyway, moving on. Here in Cabo San Lucas, Audrina and her camel toe seem to be having a great time. Audrina is weird for me. Sometimes I think she’s hot. Other times, I think she’s only a bit better than average. My way of determining the level of attractiveness of a particular celebrity is to imagine whether or not I could beat them in a beauty contest. Audrina would beat me – and beat me by a lot – but I’d probably have more of a chance against her than many of the other women in Hollywood. I give her a 7 out of 10 on the hotness scale.

May 30, 2011
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Audrina Patridge Camel Toe

I can’t really tell if Audrina Patridge is sporting a camel toe in these pictures from Cabo San Lucas or not, but it definitely looks like she might be. It’s got to be tough for a female celebrity to hit the beach knowing that there will be pictures snapped of their every move and bloggers like me will spend far too much time staring at their crotches to look for camel toes. I guess it could be bunching in her bikini bottoms, but I’m going to go ahead and call it a camel toe. On a related note, is Audrina Patridge still considered a celebrity. It’s been a while since I’ve heard much about her in the press. Regardless, she’s pretty cute so I’ll keep writing about her.

May 18, 2011
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Audrina Patridge In A Tie Dyed Bikini

I can’t really decide whether I find Audrina Patridge sexy or not. I mean, she’s more attractive than the average woman on the street, but as far as Hollywood goes, she’s only okay. I still like her for reasons I can’t completely explain. In these pictures from Wet Republic in Las Vegas, Audrina has a sort of wholesome, girl next door sort of look going on and I like that. She also has a gorgeous body which certainly doesn’t hurt. With that said, I write about a lot of girls in bikinis, and Audrina isn’t really doesn’t rank up there with the hottest of the hot. I don’t know. I guess it doesn’t matter in the end. She’s hot. She’s in a bikini. I guess I’m over thinking this one a bit too much.

April 7, 2011
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Does Audrina Patridge Look Hot In A Bikini?

Audrina Patridge isn’t for everyone. I’m not sure which side of the fence I fall on with her. Sometimes I think she’s hot, other times I think she’s only okay. She was the hottest girl on “The Hills” but that’s like being the hottest girl on “The View”. I mean, she can take it as a compliment as she wants, but considering the other trainwrecks on there, it’s not really saying a whole lot. She was also one of the hottest girls on this past season of “Dancing with the Stars” but the same logic applies. Brandy was far more attractive and a better dancer. Jennifer Gray was even more attractive than Audrina, at least in Jennifer’s prime (even before her nose job). Still, in these particular pictures, I think Audrina looks pretty good and her mother isn’t so bad either… as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

April 4, 2011
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Sexy Pictures Of Audrina Patridge In A Bikini

I don’t normally like to point out cellulite on celebrities (or even the friends of celebrities) but it’s a little hard to ignore this time around. I mean – that is a lot of cellulite on Audrina Patridge’s beach buddy. It’s not as defined in later pictures, so maybe it was just a bad angle, but holy cottage cheese in that first one. Anyway, on to the ‘star’. I haven’t really been hearing much about Audrina since she was voted off “Dancing with the Stars” but she looks pretty good in these pictures. She has a sort of wholesome look. Maybe wholesome isn’t the right word. Maybe just less slutty than many of her contemporaries. Either way, nice to see her out and about enjoying the last of her fifteen minutes of fame.

March 9, 2011
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Audrina Patridge Hits The Sand In Palm Beach

Audrina Patridge was one of my favorite contestants from ‘Dancing With the Stars’ season 11 and I was sad to see her early exit. I don’t think she’s the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, but she isn’t really all that bad. She has a nice body if nothing else which is why I love these pictures of Audrina from Palm Beach so much. She doesn’t need to show it all off in an itsy bitsy bikini to be sexy. I love the shorts. They’re not the most flattering shorts I’ve ever seen her in, but I like that she doesn’t feel the need to jump on the ‘show everything off’ bandwagon. I won’t lie, though. I’d probably like the pictures a whole lot more if the shorts weren’t there and we got a peak at her lovely rear end instead, but hey, you can’t have it all.

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